Poor Brian Williams. The man is clearly suffering from deficiency of n3 fatty acids and DHA. What else could explain the level of neurological dysfunction that would lead him to “misremember” that ride in the black hawk that came under fire?
Really, I want to sponsor him like a little World Vision child from Guatemala. Maybe he just can’t afford the fish oil supplements, you know?
Borderline offensive snark aside, Brian Williams has made some great contributions recently – mostly, being fodder for internet memes. And because I love people who can laugh at themselves (you are laughing with us, aren’t you, B-Money?) and I love politically relevant humor, I’m sharing the wealth with yall…much like Brian shared a seat in the black hawk.
I’m sorry. Well, not really.
But I am done. I’ll let the memes do the talking from here. (You’re welcome in advance.)
(In case you don’t know who Left Shark is – ahem, Mum, Dad, the eight strangers reading this in Taiwan – please proceed HERE for a 30-second briefing. And for the love of all that is good, stay on top of current events from now on, will ya?)
Best for last, of course:
Of course, this is but Part One of a saga. After all, it’s only a matter of time until that “leave of absence” announcement turns into a “no longer employed” situation…which, with any luck, will morph into some kind of cameo on Dancing with the Stars. (Or, you know, The Dick Van Dyke Show. That Brian Williams is just everywhere.) But from “taking fire” to the inevitable “being fired”…There’s just too much potential there. This wit cannot be wasted.
In the words of Ahhhnold, “I’ll be back.”
Oh, wait, I think it was actually Brian Williams who played the Terminator. My beej.